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Oct 31, 2005, 02:22 PM // 14:22
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille
Profession: Mo/Me
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Joke Page
How do you make a dog drink ???
Liquidise it |
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Oct 31, 2005, 02:31 PM // 14:31
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille
Profession: Mo/Me
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Ok that was a lame joke.... but seriously... anyone got any decent ones??
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Oct 31, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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im thinking not since no one has replied but have fun w/ yur own personal thread
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Oct 31, 2005, 05:31 PM // 17:31
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Arlington, TX
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There are many different joke threads, just so you know.
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Oct 31, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hellsing Organization or... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Guild: The Royal Priesthood
Profession: N/W
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Yup, lots of threads.
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Oct 31, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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why do Count Feanor like monkeys (especially Orangutan)
Cuz he is one! 
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Oct 31, 2005, 11:06 PM // 23:06
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
A chicken's brain is set in a way different than ours, therefore giving them the idea that they aren't even crossing what we call a "road", making their crossing of the road not a crossing of a road. Therefore, they aren't in reality of the multisided issue crossing a road, but rather crossing a mixture of colors oriented in a way such as that the chicken believes that it is a safe area tocross as well as an interesting landscape to explore. |
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Nov 01, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Nov 01, 2005, 05:24 AM // 05:24
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Masters Of Pawnage
Profession: R/E
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what do you call someone who brings a gun to a knife fight?
winner how many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw em and on that note ill leave you with one final thought... give a man a fire and hes warm for a day, set a man on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life. |
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Nov 01, 2005, 10:09 AM // 10:09
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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LOL
5 chars |
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Nov 01, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille
Profession: Mo/Me
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Whats got 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog ......... Whats blue and F**ks old people? Flu |
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Nov 01, 2005, 03:31 PM // 15:31
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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o o i got one that i heard just last nite
why did the charr cross the wall? to get to the other side!!! hahahah laugh now or DIE!! (hmm ring any bells?) or... A troll a tengu and a dwarf walked into a bar.. no wait only the troll and the tengu walked into a bar the dwarf walked under it.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (pathetic and he told it like 10 times!!!) |
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Nov 02, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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same here thats where i got it
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Nov 02, 2005, 02:13 AM // 02:13
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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what am i not funny?
Cuz i got lame jokes!
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Nov 02, 2005, 02:18 AM // 02:18
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
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This isn't exactly a joke, more of a thought-provoking question.
If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what is the opposite of "progress"? |
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Nov 02, 2005, 02:19 AM // 02:19
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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congress?
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Nov 02, 2005, 04:58 AM // 04:58
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Canada
Guild: X Death Dragons X
Profession: N/E
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Nov 02, 2005, 05:05 AM // 05:05
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2005
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i said this before somewhere else but i'll say it again
Hurricanes are alot like women, they're wet and wild. And when they leave they take your car and half your house. |
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Nov 02, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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I'm sure Zehly is hoping you're not so fickle O_o
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Nov 02, 2005, 07:08 AM // 07:08
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Masters Of Pawnage
Profession: R/E
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